Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Help I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher Meme

Help I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher MemeEver heard of the 'Help I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher Meme?' It's a little funny, but also slightly off-putting. Hopefully you'll see where I'm coming from, and that it's not a sign of madness or overreaction.The pre-algebra teacher meme goes something like this: 'I accidentally dropped my face to the floor. What should I do?' The question is a little self-serving - if you had actually done it, you wouldn't be wondering 'what should I do' in the first place. But hey, you can have fun with it, right?Basically, the point of the pre-algebra teacher meme is that you found yourself in a similar situation to the one your teacher faced in algebra class, only your Taco wasn't your desk. So you ask yourself, 'What should I do?' - not, 'What should I do?'Forte, the meme's creator, does this to make us think about things we would normally say in the situation we are in. And that makes sense, because it allows you to think about the situation a little more logically, and what might be likely actions to take. Here's what you should do if you accidentally vaporize your pre-algebra teacher meme:Forte, to his credit, gives us some tips on how to react to this, such as 'settle down'be calm.' He also offers 'good intentions' that will help you get through the situation more calmly. Of course, you should always be calm - you're not about to be electrocuted in your taco, you know?Quickly (or something much more quickly) get to the fire extinguisher or other emergency supplies. You should keep an eye on your Taco. If it starts smelling smokey, put it back down where you found it - don't go anywhere near it! And if the Taco comes off, then you should start from scratch - basically, pick up your pencil, paper, note pad, book, and whatever else you can find and reassemble it.You should definitely never speak to yourself while having the pre-algebra teacher meme - it will distract you from the real task at hand - figuring out what you need to do in order to protect yourself. Also, take a few minutes to let other people know that you're having a moment, even if they aren't having a moment. You might even want to run to your professor, or even leave your Taco in the vicinity of an exit so that you can either borrow a book to read, or tell him that you need a hand with something.By no means do I intend to suggest that the pre-algebra teacher meme is an indicator of insanity. It's just a fun way to help you think clearly, and consider a better way to respond in a potentially dangerous situation.

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